It feels weird to come back to this. It’s been a few months since I wrote a proper, casual entry on the blog.
Well, a lot has happened since I last posted here in January. Films have come out (that I’ve reviewed here), companies have been bought (my thoughts on that here), and there’s been another season of Dragons: Race to the Edge, among other things. I’ve also spent four months in the United Kingdom – which is in a bit of turmoil at the moment that I won’t get in to here – and I’ve grown in many ways that became apparent upon my return to America. Put simply, life has happened, and I’m not the same person I was at the start of the year.
First things first, the stream of content on this site has stagnated for a bit, save for a review of Finding Dory and the Dreamworks sale. Like I said before, life has gotten in the way of that. You might be surprised to know that when I sat down to write this entry, I had at least 20 drafts of articles for news stories dating back to April. These are things I would start, say I would come back to later, and then revisit when it had already become old news. It’s not a good feeling to let so many things like this go, and starting today, I’m going to get that back on track. You guys deserve more than the effort (or lack thereof) that I’ve been putting forth in the last two months, and I’m determined to make that up to you.
In the meantime, I’d like to offer some of my opinions on recent goings-on very briefly in this post.
First, various trailers have come out in the last two months for upcoming projects.
–Moana: It’s only a teaser, but I already love Maui and the title character herself. The animation looks gorgeous. And judging by the song snippet we heard in the trailer, Lin-Manuel Miranda and Te Vaka’s songs are going to be fantastic. Barring any gigantic competition, I think Miranda will EGOT at next year’s Oscars (A/N: In my absence I have become Hamilton trash. I own the soundtrack and the Hamiltome. Judge me). Phillipa Soo (aka Eliza in Hamilton) has also been added to the cast. Disney’s on the right track here.
–Storks: Looks like we’ve got a more stable idea of what the tone of the movie will be. There looks like there could be some heart in there! Still a big “if”, and hopefully it will prove Warner Animation can do well out side the LEGO-verse.
–Kubo and the Two Strings: Please take my money now. I’m so excited for this movie to come out. We now have a glimpse of some of the humor in addition to the darker tone, and each time I see more footage it makes me wish August would get here a little faster.
–The Secret Life of Pets: The teaser was funny, but the magic has been lost a bit on me. Trying to go in with reasonable expectations, but I’m hoping it isn’t Kevin Hart being annoying for 90 minutes. Review coming next weekend.
–Ice Age: Collision Course: Please God, just get this over with.
–Trolls: JT still writes ridiculously catchy music. The film looks visually appealing, but the story and characters don’t give me much hope. This hurts my team Dreamworks argument, and between this and the sale to Comcast, things aren’t going so well for them (there is some good news though – more on that in a minute). Here’s hoping I’m pleasantly surprised.
–SING: I think Illumination really wishes Zootopia hadn’t come out earlier this year. The trailers I’ve seen for this look like a lesser, karaoke version of that film. We’ll probably get one or two more, but I think everyone will be seeing Fantastic Beasts instead of SING this Christmas.
Now that we’ve got that out of the way, let’s talk sequels! You might remember last fall that I complained about Pixar’s case of sequelitis. Welp, apparently they’ve heard mine and just about everyone else’s complaints, and announced that there are no more planned after The Incredibles 2. According to Pixar president Jim Morris, the sequel-heavy slate was down to scheduling; he also announced that there are currently at least four original projects planned from 2020 onward. Their slew of sequels has started off well, I might add: Finding Dory was actually quite good.
In other sequel news, Walt Disney Animation Studios, who have for nearly their entire 90-year history been anti-sequel (save for The Rescuers Down Under, which was actually quite good), announced not only a confirmed release for a sequel, but a one that almost no-one expected: Wreck-It Ralph 2. If you’re like me, you were probably surprised that Frozen 2 didn’t get the official date first – but on the other hand, this doesn’t come as much of a surprise given director Rich Moore’s success with Zootopia. I’m a bit apprehensive about sequels from WDAS, but it’s so nice to see Ralph get some love after being overshadowed by Frozen (arguably a lesser film).
Finally, there is a lot of big release date news to cover.
-The big news of course is that Wreck-It Ralph 2 is scheduled for March 9, 2018 (approximately 5 years after the original). WDAS had originally booked that date for its Jack and the Beanstalk-inspired Gigantic, which has since been moved to November 21 that same year – presumably to give songwriters Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez time to get the announced stage adaptation of Frozen rolling on Broadway (oh, that’s a thing, by the way. Let it go…).
-Annecy 2016 brought several release date announcements, including Sony Pictures Animation’s upcoming film slate. Among their films are the already announced Smurfs: The Lost Village (moved to April 7, 2017 from a previously announced March date) and Hotel Transylvania 3 (confirmed for September 21, 2018). There’s also Emojimovie: Express Yourself aka the Emoji movie no one asked for (targeted for August 2017), The Star, a re-telling of the nativity story due out, appropriately, on December 8, 2017, and an animated Spider-Man movie due out December 21, 2018.
-Warner Animation Group has plenty of LEGO-centric movies on the horizon, starting with The LEGO Batman Movie on February 10, 2017 and The LEGO Ninjago Movie is due out on September 22 that same year. The big news is that the official LEGO Movie sequel has been moved from May 18, 2018 to February 8, 2019. This doesn’t worry me much, considering how well the first film dominated in February 2014. Plus, animated features take about 4-5 years to make – I’d rather wait for a polished product. And besides, when one highly-anticipated movie vacates a release date…
-…another even more highly-anticipated movie can fill the spot. After being pushed back TWICE, How to Train Your Dragon 3 has been moved forward from June 29, 2018 to May 18, 2018. This is fantastic news across the board for both fans of the franchise, who will see the final chapter over a month earlier than expected, as well as for Dreamworks executives, who no longer have to worry about opening in the shadow of Toy Story 4. It’ll have to time to make its mark on the box office before Pixar comes in, and fans will have ample time to cry (kidding). Dreamworks’ release schedule remains otherwise unchanged, with Boss Baby, Captain Underpants, and The Croods 2 all due out in 2017. However, if NBCUniversal’s Steve Burke has any say, the company could potentially bring back Shrek (let’s hope common sense wins out here). Aside from Trolls, I think Dreamworks has a bright future post-merger. (As a sidenote, HTTYD3 just so happens to arrive two days before I turn 23 – happy birthday to me!).
-Netflix has set a release date of August 5, 2016 for the long-awaited adaptation of The Little Prince. No Oscar-qualifying theatrical run has been announced, though I wouldn’t rule it out. Either way, it’s finally coming to America, and I am pumped!
-Finally, Illumination has confirmed their animated adaptation of How the Grinch Stole Christmas – with Benedict Cumberbatch in the title role – for November 9, 2018. Given how they did with The Lorax, I’m a bit skeptical, but Chris Meledandri also shepherded the well-received Horton Hears a Who! while he was still at Blue Sky, so the jury is still out on this one. The inevitable Despicable Me 3 is out June 30, 2017. Please don’t let there be another minionpocalypse.
I think I’ve just about covered everything I missed. If I haven’t, there will probably be an article at some point.
In my absence, I’ve been active on both my primary and secondary YouTube channels, where I’ve posted content from and about my experiences abroad, and on Tumblr, where you can see what I got up to in that time.
As for forthcoming content, I will be reviewing The Secret Life of Pets when it arrives in theaters this coming weekend, and you can also expect a review of Race to the Edge Season 3 once I finish re-watching it (soon, my pretties). I will try to keep things up on The Blog, though I haven’t decided on a set day to post. Other than that, from here on out it’s business as usual.
If you’ve stuck around this long when there’s been so little content, I applaud you. I do appreciate the feedback I get from you guys, and I can’t wait to geek out with you more as I inch near Year Two of running this site.
Stay tuned – the fun is just beginning.
-Helen